February 2012
257 posts
niggapus:
has anyone else noticed Nicki Minaj looks just like Rita Repulsa from power rangers
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
f666thepolicee:
Omfg the notes 😊
A girl got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner...
She put her boyfriends head down there
and asked “can you hear the ocean?”
he said ” no but I can smell the fish”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dear Unfollowers,
listening to rack city with mom
me: rack city bitch rack rack city bitchhh!
mom: Why do you like this? You think this is actual music?
me: Yes.
mom: anyone could make a song like that saying the same thing over and over.
me: I'd love to see you try.
mom: scotch tape bitch scotch scotch tape bitch scotch tape bitch scotch scotch tape bitch. So you would listen to that song?
me: That would be my favorite song.
Boy: there are 206 bones in the body. want 1 more?
Girl: ohhhhhh sure ;)))
Boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow.
Dear douche,
You say you get 10 times more girls than me.
10 times 0 is 0.
Sincerely, Nerds
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Today, I told my mom I broke into a homeless man's...
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